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IQ Test Fail

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Cover for Profoundly Gifted Survival Guide

Me: How many Exxon captains does it to make an oil spill?

Psychologist administering test: How many?

Me: One and a fifth.

Psychologist (puzzled): I get the joke...

But why the fifth?

He wasn't making witty repartée!

Continued in Profoundly Gifted Survival Guide.

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  • The Angelic Letters
  • A Mechanism
  • Doxology
  • The Consolation of Theology

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I invite you to see my autographed titles at my monastery. Some books are offered at discount price; I would in particular recommend A Pack of Cigarettes for the Mind.

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Two of the works that most draw people are Random Psalm of the Day Generator (KJV) and What Makes Me Uneasy about Fr. Seraphim (Rose) and His More Militant Followers. If you've come for either of them, welcome and please explore the site!

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