Hello, folks, and I have a new way for you to make clutter vanish. (It's based on modern physics!)
What you need to do is:
- Order a PODS container and fill it with as much of your household clutter as you can really cram in.
- Send the PODS container to the first address on this list:
8215 SW. Cemetery St.
Worcester, MA 01604
632 Columbia St.
Iowa City, IA 52240
9489 Jennings Street
Burlington, MA 0—3
9871 Rock Creek Street
Defiance, OH 43512
939 Cleveland Court
Kenosha, WI 53140
24 Manhattan Rd.
Woonsocket, RI 02895
99 Gainsway Street
Fall River, MA 02720
9215 Second St.
Macon, GA 31204
331 Hilldale Dr.
Farmingdale, NY 11735
66 Brown St.
Stone Mountain, GA 30083
176 SW. Tanglewood Street
Roslindale, MA 02131
7604 Grant Circle
Horn Lake, MS 38637 -
Delete the first address of this list.
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Send this email to everyone you know.
That's all you have to do!
This approach may be counter-intuitive, but it works and the theory is sound. Sending away one container of unneeded clutter is only the beginning!
Once you have taken the simple steps outlined above, the principles will unfold. People will send you PODS containers of free clutter! Furthermore, the mass of the clutter delivered to you will increase with an exponential rate with high constants, enough so that a precise calculation would decidedly lend itself to using purely scientific notation.
As the plan unfolds further, the Swarzchild radius of the rapidly increasing mass of clutter will itself rapidly increase, while the gravitational pull will be inward. Before long a singularity will manifest and you will have a gravitationally completely collapsed object, AKA a black hole.
Then all clutter will vanish, and all new clutter will vanish!
So that's it! An urban legend that's actually based on modern physics!