A Customer Experience Survey Home / Et Cetera / Humor / A Customer Experience Survey We are presently conducting a survey to see how we can improve our services. This survey should only take five minutes to complete and is meant to help us improve your experience. You are some of our best clientele, and our entire line of business is built on customers like you. 1: How many times have you been thrown into a dumpster? 0-99 100-999 1000-9999 10000-99999 I throw myself in the dumpster every time I have the chance. 2: How long has it been since you were last thrown into a dumpster? A few days. Several hours. A few minutes. I just got out of a dumpster. I'm still in the dumpster. 3: Roughly how many cubic feet of space were in the last dumpster you were thrown into? 20 200 500 1000 The dumpster had room for several dumpsters. 4: We are experimenting with special tourist packages. Which of the following cities would you most like to visit as a dumpster tourist? Beijing Cairo Mexico City New York City Paris Please answer the following four questions on a scale of 1 (worst) to 5 (best). 5: How would you rate the quality of the rubbish or other dumpster contents you were thrown into? 1 2 3 4 5 6: How would you rate the surprise factor when you were being taken to the dumpster? 1 2 3 4 5 7: How would you overall rate your last dumpster experience(s)? 1 2 3 4 5 8: How would you overall rate your satisfaction regarding dumpsters? 1 2 3 4 5 9: Do you have any suggestions for how we might improve our dumpsters and services? 10: Do you have any other suggestions for how we might pick on you? In addition to responding on-web, please print out a copy to put someplace where it will end up in the dumpster. You'll be joining the printout shortly. Now there's a devoted survey taker! Home / Et Cetera / Humor / A Customer Experience Survey