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Satire / Humor Warning:

As the author, I have been told I have a very subtle sense of humor.

This page is a work of satire, inspired by the likes of The Onion and early incarnations of The Onion Dome.

It is not real news.

Colombian Marching Powder. Because it makes you feel SO good! (This approach to mood management is brought to you by the American advertising industry.)

A Fully Functional Windows 95 Emulator That Runs Right in Your Browser

The modern baccalaureate

Procedures for the repair and adjustment of televisions

Religion within the Bounds of Amusement

Author: C.J.S. Hayward

C.J.S. Hayward is an Orthodox author and Renaissance man with master's degrees bridging math and computers (UIUC) and theology and philosophy (Cambridge). His most prized work is what he writes in Eastern Orthodox, Christian theology and apologetics. Readers of apologists like C.S. LewisG.K. Chesterton and Peter Kreeft, contemporary Orthodox authors such as Met. KALLISTOS Ware, John Behr, Andrew Louth, and classic authors like St. John Chrysostom and St. Atnanasius will find much food for spiritual reflection.