Today, Florida Orange Juice. Tomorrow…

Satire / Humor Warning:

As the author, I have been told I have a very subtle sense of humor.

This page is a work of satire, inspired by the likes of The Onion and early incarnations of The Onion Dome.

It is not real news.

Colombian Marching Powder. Because it makes you feel SO good! (This approach to mood management is brought to you by the American advertising industry.)

A Fully Functional Windows 95 Emulator That Runs Right in Your Browser

The modern baccalaureate

Procedures for the repair and adjustment of televisions

Religion within the Bounds of Amusement

Author: C.J.S. Hayward

C.J.S. Hayward is an Eastern Orthodox author who was formed by reading great English-language apologists, such as C.S. Lewis, G.K. Chesterton, Dorothy Sayers, and Peter Kreeft. He offers masterful writing that delivers such majesty as Orthodox Christianity has to offer.