Procedures for the Adjustment and Repair of Televisions

Satire / Humor Warning:

As the author, I have been told I have a very subtle sense of humor.

This page is a work of satire, inspired by the likes of The Onion and early incarnations of The Onion Dome.

It is not real technical advice.

A rifle target with five holes.

Automated Windows tech support

A Customer Experience Survey

Religion within the Bounds of Amusement

Your fast track to becoming a Bishop!

Author: C.J.S. Hayward

C.J.S. Hayward is an Eastern Orthodox author who was formed by reading great English-language apologists, such as C.S. Lewis, G.K. Chesterton, Dorothy Sayers, and Peter Kreeft. He offers masterful writing that delivers such majesty as Orthodox Christianity has to offer.