Your Site’s Missing Error Page

CJSHayward.com/error

I looked through my search logs and decided to put in a custom-made redirect for “porn” or “xxx“. This decision was, to put it politely, motivated by data. Decisively motivated by data. [N.B.: This has since been on my site when I migrated to a search solution that doesn’t provide that flexibility.]

My site has so far as I can tell zero SEO to advertise porn, unless you count sporadic uses of the word “porn”, which should appear waaaaaayy down the search results list compared to real porn sites, but…

I would tentatively suggest that handling of searches for porn be treated like professional 404 / 500 / … pages on sites run by people who care about people trapped by porn, and people assaulted by people trapped by porn. (You’re welcome to check out my 404 page, but that’s beside the point of this email.) In the abstract, coding for every search for porn and only searches for porn is probably as hard as solving the artificial intelligence problem, but in the concrete it’s easy. Someone searching for “xxx” is not really searching for a letter signed with kisses! You’ll catch much more than 90% of attempts to search for porn simply by filtering for “porn” or “xxx“, and less than 1% of people genuinely searching your site (who could still possibly be accommodated by this “missing error page.”)

So if you’re running a website, do your best to have an appropriate error page for people searching it for porn.

Feel free to forward this on to other webmasters who care about possibly reaching a few of the people searching for porn on their sites. Those visitors are in a deep trap.

You can see the custom error page here.

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The Angelic Letters

A Pet Owner’s Rules (the model for this site’s “missing error page“)

Author: C.J.S. Hayward

Who is Christos Jonathan Seth Hayward? A man, made in the image of God and summoned to ascend to the heights of the likeness of God. A great sinner, and in fact, the chief of sinners. One who is, moment by moment, in each ascetical decision choosing to become one notch more a creature of Heaven, or one notch more a creature of Hell, until his life is spent and his eternal choice between Heaven and Hell is eternally sealed. Man, mediator, midpoint, microcosm, measure: as man he is the recapitulation of the entire spiritual and visible creation, having physical life in common with plants and animals, and noetic life in common with rank upon rank of angel host, and forever in the shadow of that moment when Heaven kissed earth and God and the Son of God became Man and the Son of Man that men might become gods and the sons of God. He’s also a writer with a few hobbies, but really, there are more important things in life.